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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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