speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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nick toth

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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GONNA

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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penis

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Women's Rights

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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