What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Yee

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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