Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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a Jew had a small nose

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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