What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Boom.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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