What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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