4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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