Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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smug face >:}

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Lacrosse

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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