how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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LIKE THIS!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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