-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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