Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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