Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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hi, im sober.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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