Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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am i invited to party? no

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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