Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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A seal walks into a club...

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pubic lice.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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