What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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GIVE

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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