A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Boom.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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