Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Dylan Eichas

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Boom.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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