Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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