How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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