You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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