Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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