Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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my bubbles!

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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