Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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i was molested.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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GIVE

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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smug face >:}

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Anti Joke

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