A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Caitlyn.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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