Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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this site is funny.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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smug face >:}

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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