Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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