Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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this site is funny.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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japan4.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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