- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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