Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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