What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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