how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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