Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Women's rights.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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smug face >:}

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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