whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Anti Joke

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