- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

A seal walks into a club...

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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