a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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women's rights

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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whats annoying and black? black people

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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