Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Boom.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Anti Joke

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