A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Women's Rights

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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penis

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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