- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Oh look, I've found my knife

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

A Woman out of the kitchen

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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