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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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