- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Stop procrastinating.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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