- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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