A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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