- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A chicken walked into the bar...

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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