- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Chuck Norris Dies.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What? Why?

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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