- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

balls

Cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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