- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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