- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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