- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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