- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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