Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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dead dibbs

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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