Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

your face

Punching a baby

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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