Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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im gay

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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