- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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