Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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