- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why did the dog die? He was old

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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