What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Three black men were walking...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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