- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

why is this joke funny because your laughing

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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