how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

where do some birds live in? Earth

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock Know! Come in!

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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