What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

I'm winning at Scrabble.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

A women in the kitchen.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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