- Anti Joke

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in