Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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