- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Please? No.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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