- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What's green and blue? yellow

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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this is not a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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