- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Who is big and stupid My brother

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Nickleback.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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