- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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