- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

so today i took a poop. hehe

Basically

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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